HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!
My favourite day of the year. I will be spending the day at the beach drinking beer, eating a bbq, playing cricket and listening to the Hottest 100. Hope you all have an awesome day too! Maybe the funnies can make it that little bit better...
Joke time:
Four University friends all took one class of Organic Chemistry together. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. All they needed to do was pass their exam.
These four friends were so confident of their Grade, that the weekend before their exam, they decided to go for a trip and party with some friends interstate. They had a great time. However, after all the hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back in time for their exam.
Facing a failing grade, they decided to find their professor and explain to him why they missed it.
They explained that they had gone away for the weekend with the plan to return Sunday but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy."
Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:
For 95 points: Which tire?
I might have told this one before? Not sure. Either way, it's not bad.
YouTube link:
How to trick people into thinking you're good looking
Thought this was semi-humourous, and very true. Some of her other videos are pretty interesting too. Feel free to hit me up with some of your favourite YouTube vids during the week!
Okay, onto the funnies now.
Enjoy the pics, have a great Australia Day, and enjoy your weekend :)
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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