SO by now you would have heard about the Earthquakes in Christchurch. More horrible stories of natural disasters.
What gets me is now I hear people claiming the end of the world is coming. Um, pretty sure natural disaters, big and small, have happened since the beginning of the Earth. My favourite comment was from the Mrs once again, 'I think the world is going to end in 2012, because that's when the planets will all align and that's how the dinosaurs died'. I pissed myself laughing...
So I'm pretty happy with this week's funnies. My favourite zoom face pic of all time is in there (Kim Jong Il), and the backwards movies are pretty funny.
Oh and to get the Ramirez ones, you have to be a cod fan. Sorry to those who don't get them. Well actually, no I'm not sorry. Start playing cod so you do get them!
This week's joke:
Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above:
"Saul, sell your business."
He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million."
After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store.
The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas."
He asks why.
"Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino.
Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand."
He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing.
"Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!"
He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.
"Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"
He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty.
"Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice.
Hit me, Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one.
The booming voice goes: "Un-fucking-believable!"
Haha I don't even know why I found it that funny, but it's pretty good...
Onto the funnies now.
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)
