Thursday, January 31, 2013

Thursday, 31 January 2013

First month already over!


Sadly, I think my family are a bunch of racists. See, I started dating a black girl recently. I decided to bring her home to meet the family. 

 First the kids wouldn't talk to her... 

 and then my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.

Pics. Enjoy.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Was sick last week, but back again for another round.


A woman asks her husband to start taking those pills that will help him achieve an erection. 

He reluctantly agrees. 

The next day, she asks if he got the pills. 

"Picked 'em up today. Here you go honey," and tosses her a bottle of diet pills.

Hmm that was just a short one. Here's another:

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. 

The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea. The dog then picks up a bone, licks it, and says loudly, 

"Mmm...that was some good lion meat!". 

The lion abruptly stops and thinks, 

"Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can!" 

Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. 

So the monkey searches for, and finally finds the lion. He then proceeds to tell the lion what really happened. The lion, at hearing this, says angrily, 

"Get on my back, we'll go and get him together!" 

So they start rushing back to the dog. 

Once they get close, the dog sees them coming towards him, and, realising what the monkey has done, starts to panic even more. 

Suddenly the dog gets another idea. He looks around, and then shouts,

"Where the hell is that monkey?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"

Enjoy the pics.