Another Thursday, and another week closer to the Christmas break. Just gotta hold out a few more weeks!
Another lawyer joke this week...
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates to be judged before going into Heaven.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg and sank in 1912?"
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder:
"How many people died on the ship?"
The trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "About 1,500."
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer.
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