Thursday, May 30, 2013

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Funnies time.


A young man once asked a rich older man how he made all his money. The dapper old fellow smoothed his tailored jacket and said, 

"Well young man, it was 1932, in the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to the last penny I had." 

"I took that penny and I went and bought an apple. I spent the whole day shining that apple until it gleamed like the sun, then I took that apple to the market and sold it for two cents." 

"The next day I took those two cents and bought two apples. I shined those apples all day and night until they were perfect, then I sold them at the market for four cents the next day. I worked at it like this for a month, sometimes selling, sometimes not, and at the end of the month I'd amassed myself a tidy sum. Nearly eight whole dollars. I'd never been so proud of myself in my life." 

"Then my wife's father died and left us 2 million bucks."

Pics, enjoy.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Missed last week...was on holiday! Now it's over, so funnies are back.

Joke time:

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?  

Huge tits.

Onto the funnies. Enjoy.