A rich man decides to throw a party.
At one point in the night, he calls the attention of all his guests and says,
"Ladies and gents, behind you is a swimming pool with an alligator in it. Whoever is brave enough to swim across it and survive shall be rewarded fifty thousand dollars."
While everyone is still staring at the rich man, there is a loud splash. To everyone's amazement there is a man swimming across the pool as hard as possible and barely makes it to the other side.
The rich man says, "Congratulations! Here is your cheque for fifty thousand dollars!"
The man, soaking wet says, "I don't want it!". "You don't want it?" the rich man replies, "Then what do you want?"
"I want the motherfucker that pushed me in the pool!"