Saturday, December 25, 2010

Thursday Funnies Return

Hello loyal followers.

Just a quick post to let you know the Thursday Funnies will be returning next week with 100 pictures.

Tune in then!

Have a merry Xmas all...

Friday, December 17, 2010

Friday Funnies?

Welcome to Friday Funnies

As our acclaimed entreprenerd of Thursday Funnies is away celebrating Newlywed style, I present my attempt at this renowned weekly dose of procrastination material, because you know your week wouldn't be complete without it.

PS. Three cheers for Mr. and Mrs. Foster!!!


A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest.

"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"

"Simple", replied the Priest...

"It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"