Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Thursday, 9 December 2010

Just a heads up, Thursday Funnies will be taking a break next week, as I shall be away on my Honeymoon! But it will return in two weeks time.

*UPDATE There will be a Thursday Funnies next week afterall...a special guest will be taking the reins for next week. Should be interesting!

So close to Christmas now, time just flies doesn’t it?

So what is in the news this week? Well the Aussies got smashed by an innings and 70 odd runs. How freakin pathetic. Like I said, the Australian cricket team just doesn’t have it anymore.

Oh, and Wikileaks released a bunch of secret wires from the US Government. Hasn’t this causes a stir? I think it’s amazing that the US Govt are claiming that this guy should be classed as a terrorist, and have threatened all services (banks, credit card companies, Paypal etc etc) to cease all dealing with him. Censorship much? That act is more ‘terrorist’ in nature than what Wikileaks did. That is just using bully tactics because they were embarrassed. Be interesting to see where all of this leads...

Okay, enough of the serious, onto the joke:

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community.

After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex, and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.

So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.

They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya wave a fookin' towel!'

Too right.

Well guys, enjoy the pics, and enjoy the weekend :)

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