Thursday, July 5, 2012

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Thursday again, and finally back-to-back funnies. It's been a while.


A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a kippa, tzitzis, and payos.
He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says ‘Thank You’ in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, “Thank you.”
So the guy asks the barman, “What’s the hell is the matter with that Jew? I’ve ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
Is he nuts?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender.
“He owns this place.”

Enjoy the pics and your weekend.

Excuse the crappy motivational addition. I hate these; they add nothing to the joke (in fact, only make it worse). Just couldn't be bothered editing the pic.