Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Thursday, 2 September 2010

A busy week it has been! Not overly exciting though…

For those interested, no PM yet. Although it all just seems like normal doesn’t it? Interesting that…

A few people have been sending me suggestions for the funnies, keep em coming people! Even if I don’t use them, I appreciate the effort :P

I have been thinking this week, and I will just take this time to reminisce quickly, about the good old days of the email circle. Everyone has an email circle, and I have to say, in its prime the one I was involved in was gold. It kept me sane some days. The thing is, it has one quiet! Now it could be people can’t be bothered, or moved jobs, or any number of things. But here is my shout out:

Kell Smell

Of course it was much larger, but these were the main players. Kudos to you people. Maybe we can get it going again soon…

Anywho, it’s time for another joke…

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and still shows no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.

When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.

Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.

"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It really works! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the first time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house!"

It wasn’t amazing, but not too bad. Send in good jokes aswell if you have them.

Enough chit chat, onto the funnies!

Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)