Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Thursday, 26 August 2010

What a week!

So we’ve had the election, and our new PM is………………………………………we don’t know.

The first hung federal parliament in almost 70 years. Crazy stuff. So now the big two have to please 4 independents in order to run a minority government. Reminds me of the whole Peter Lewis fiasco in SA a few years back. I just hope to hell Tony Abbott doesn’t end up running the country. What a scary thought (although Gillard isn’t great either).

Also in the news this week, a 5 year old has been found in the US weighing SEVENTY ONE KILOS!!! Holy crap! Apparently she couldn’t walk more than a few paces without wheezing. That’s insane. Her parents should be shot. I think they’re being charged so at least that’s something.

It’s nice to see some people commenting now! It’s easy to do, so let’s hear your thoughts on my funnies eh?

Also this week, I worked out how to make moving gifs actually work on this blog, so a couple at the end for your viewing pleasure.

I figured I’d end each intro with a joke from now; feel free to submit jokes as well as funny pics for future use. Here’s this weeks' joke:

A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God answered: " A million years is like a minute."

Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."

Finally the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?" And God said, "In a minute."

Short and sweet :P

Alrite, enough chat, onto the funnies.

Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)


The Professor said...

Good Lord, this is extensive! It certainly got me laughing.

JFoster said...

Thanks man! Appreciate the feedback :P