Thursday, October 20, 2011

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Thursday yew!

In case some of you aren't aware, there is now a Thursday Funnies facebook page.!/pages/Thursday-Funnies/271111169588039

Please feel free to like the page, and get your friends to like it too.

You can post any jokes or pics on there if you want, and I will have updates on there too. I will also be posting random pictures on the page during the week in anticipation for Thursday!

I'll start with a 100 likes goal, and see where we go from there. So help me out...

Ok joke time:

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business! Get me the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."

Onto the funnies.

Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)

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