Long weekend is almost here! And in case anyone doesn’t know yet, last weeks Grand Final was a draw! Was an intense game, and now they have to come back this weekend for a replay. There is a lot of debate re: extra time vs replay, but in the end we get another week of football and another excuse for a bbq and beer…
(Just a hot tip, Dal Santo is 26/1 for the Norm Smith. Looks pretty good to me…)
So I’ve been looking around for a few jokes this week. And I have found a ton. So I’ll chuck a few short ones in here this week, just to start the post off well:
What do japanese men do when they have erections?
They vote.
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Cos he kneaded a poo.
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks,
"What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
A guy gets drunk at a bar and pukes and his shirts and says "Oh man my wife is going to kill me."
The bar tender says "Here's what you do. Put $10 in your shirt pocket and tell her that some other guy puked on you and gave you the $10 to have the shirt cleaned."
The guy say "Sure I'll go home and try that."
When he gets home he tells his wife about it and she says "You said he gave you $10, this is a $20."
The guy says "Oh yeah I forgot, he also shit in my pants."
Hahahahahahaha ok that’s enough. Alright, they weren’t that amazing, but the more I thought about them, the more they cracked me up. Kinda like that Woolies ad with the Hippie ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJfFyxKFNBM ). I was watching it and thinking “this is the worst ad in the world”, and then, in the last 2 seconds, I lost it. Must be the subtle little dance the guy does at the end haha Hmm maybe it was just me.
Anyways, onto the pics now. This week there is a mix and funnies, and some serious ones in there too. You may be able to take something from them. Or you might just think they’re gay. Whatever, hope you like them.
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)
