So we’re coming into festival season in Adelaide. Which is cool I guess, always something happening around this time. But then as soon as we hit mid April, Adelaide goes dead for the rest of the year. I never understood why we don’t spread it out a bit. Ah well.
I experienced something rather humiliating the other night. I was trying to open a jar of pasta sauce, yet no matter how hard I tried, I could not get that lid off. So the Mrs, all 5 feet an 50 kilos of her, comes up and asks for a go. Sure why not, I thought, not like she would be able to do any better. Within 5 seconds she had the lid off. Wtf. And the kicker? She tried to make me feel better by saying “You must have loosened it for me”. Think I need to spend more time at the gym.
Here’s this week’s joke…
It's the AFL Grand Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right behind the goals. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Grand Final and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
Enough from me, onto the funnies.
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)
Click the link for the gif below, or it won't have the same effect :P
3 comments:
oh my god hahahaah i love those iphone text conversations. keep up the quality blog :)
hahaha, great post.
Realistic troll faces freaked me out o_O
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