Happy Thursday people.
Nothing really to rant about this week, so straight into the joke:
A man walks into a bookshop and says,
"I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."
Haha ok that was pretty lamo, and rather short, so I'll have another go:
One evening Bill took a taxi home. When he arrived at his destination, he realised that the cabbie had charged him almost double the usual fare.
Bill, quite angry, complained to the cabbie, but the driver become abusive, snatched the fare from Bill's hands, and kicked him out of the cab.
A week later Bill goes to get a cab home and notices the driver from the week before is third in the taxi rank.
He strolls up and gets in the first cab. Once inside, he tells the driver that he doesn’t have any cash, but if he takes him home he’ll give him a blow job.
The cab driver goes mad and kicks him out of his cab.
Bill now gets into the second cab and makes that driver the same proposition: a blow job for a lift home. The second driver also refuses and kicks him out.
So now Bill gets into the third taxi, the guy who ripped him off, and asks to be dropped a few blocks away.
As the cab drives off, Bill looks out the window, smiles at the first two drivers, and gives them a big thumbs up.
Alright, I know you just want the funnies, so here they are.
Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)