A new month, and a step closer to the holidays. Almost there.
Hopefully, the funnies can make the wait a bit better!
This week's joke:
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to play together with a nun. He agreed and set off with the nun to the first hole.
At the first hole, being a decent bloke, he said, "After you", but the nun insisted that he go first.
He took a giant swing and sliced it into a nearby bunker.
"Goddammit!" he said.
"Oh, my, please refrain from using that kind of language around me. You should never take the Lord's name in vain" said the nun.
"I'm so sorry, ma'am, it won't happen again." replied the man.
The nun then gets up to the tee, takes her swing, and her ball travels about twenty yards, hits a tree, and bounces back behind them.
"Shit, fuck, cunt, Goddamn, hell, fuck!" exclaims the nun.
"Hey, what did you just tell me about that kind of language?" asks the man in surpise.
"Yeah, well, you didn't just hit a fuckin' tree, did ya?"
Onto the funnies.
Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)