Thursday, June 6, 2013

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Hooray for the long weekend!

Record number of views last month, cheers guys.


A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 

"Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. 

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, and it is the same man. Again he asks,

"Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. 

Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 

"Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." 

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 

"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question. I want to see where the bastard is going with it!" 

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question, 

"Do you have vagina?" 

"Yes!" she says, " I do!"

"Good!" the man replies, "Would you mind telling your husband to start using it, and leave my wife's alone!"

Pics. Enjoy.

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