Back after a week off.
Joke (family friendly this time):
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning.
As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."