Funnies time again!
An Australian, a Pakistani, and an American are in the hospital waiting room together, all three of their wives about to give birth.
Suddenly, the doctor comes out and says:
"I'm terribly sorry, but we've had a mix up and we don't know which baby is which!"
The men agreed amongst themselves that they'd go and see if they could tell, if they felt a special connection to one, for example.
The Australian entered the room first, and was in there for 15 minutes, before emerging with what was, for various reasons, clearly the Pakistani man's son.
The Pakistani pointed this out immediately. The Australian replied,
"I know, but one of the others is an American, and I'm not taking the risk!"