Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Thursday, 25 November 2010

By now we have all heard the sad news that there is no chance that the 29 miners in NZ survived. I think after the Chilean miners, everyone kind of expected the guys to make it. It’s really quite sad and my thoughts go out to their friends and families.

Onto a lighter note, the Ashes begin today in Australia! Aussies are favourites apparently (no idea how), so maybe a bet on England is worth a shot.

But seriously, Australian cricket is just lacking in skill and experience, and even the entertainment it once had. Even when the old team used to lose, it was entertaining. There just isn’t enough personality in the team anymore.

I remember the Ashes series in England not so long ago. Honestly one of (if not THE) best test series I’ve ever watched. The Aussies lost, but in the end I really didn’t care who won, it was such a good series. It will be remembered as the series that Flintoff destroyed our batsmen.

Okay, enough about cricket, let’s move onto the joke...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.

Okay, so that was only a short joke. But had to get it in there following on from my intro last week re my car. I'll throw another one in here for you:

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and bitches. The boy confused by this goes to his mother.

"Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and says,

"Son I am afraid you are going to have to ask your father that."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says,

"Dad, what's a pussy?"

The father doesn't want to miss the Football game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says,

"Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks,

"Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies,

"That's everything outside the circle!"

Enough from me, enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)


ThatGuy said...

Not a mac fan I take it.

Brut said...

Nice one. PC>Mac