Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Thursday, 20 January 2011

So this week has seen some pretty crazy things happening in QLD and now Victoria. Watching footage of the floods is just nuts. You can only hope people are able to move forward from something like this. Best way to help is to donate though people, make sure you do so...

Onto a lighter note, Australia Day is coming up next week. Can’t freakin’ wait. I love Australia Day – beer, barbie, and the Triple J Hottest 100. This year though I’m going to the Cricket. Hopefully the parties are still crankin’ by the time I get back. What is everyone’s pick for the Triple J number 1? My favourite song of the year was “Talking Like I’m Falling Down Stairs” by Sparkadia. If you haven’t heard it, do yourself a favour and check it out.

Alright, now it’s joke time, two short and lame ones this week:

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says,

"You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says,

"You've got a drink named Steve?"

Number 2:

After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.

"But you can't!" protested the boss.

"Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"

So lame, but worth a chuckle.

Enough chat, onto the funnies. Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)