Happy Thursday! And a great one it is this week too...5 day weekend, yewwwwwwwwwww.
So let's start this break off with some amusement hey?
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass," he asked one man?
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house", instructed the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"
"Bring them along!" said the lawyer.
He turned to the other man and said,
"You come with us, too."
But, sir, I have a wife and six children!" he answered.
"Bring them aswell! " answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied,
"Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
Damn lawyers, such greedy bastards ;)
So Funny of the Week last week was "He called me fat, so I called him an ambulance" haha was my favourite too, so glad it won. Those kind of pics are actally making me laugh these days, took me a while to come around to them.
Ok guys onto the funnies!
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your long weekend :)