Hello Thursday Funny-ers!
Straight into the joke this week:
A hippy sat next to a nun on the bus and asked her if he could have sex with her.
Shocked but recovering quickly she says,
"No, for I am married to God"
She then qickly gets off the bus.
After she leaves the bus driver turns to the hippy and says,
"I heard what you asked the nun and I think I have a answer for you. She prays every Tuesday night at the old cemetary, dressed in nothing but a robe. Go there, and tell her that you are God. You are certain to get laid..."
So Tuesday night comes along, and the hippy in his disguise finds the nun praying at the cemetary.
"Hello, I am God" he says "and I am here to have sex with you."
The nun agrees, but only to anal, because she wants to die a virgin.
After the act, the hippy pulls off the robe.
"Ha ha!" he says, "it was me, the hippy!"
Just then, the nun pulls off her robe and says,
"Ha ha! It was me, the bus driver!"
My favourite funny won the poll last week. Not many votes though, which is disappointing. Any, new Funny of the Week blog will be up soon, so stay tuned.
In the meantime, make sure you vote this week!
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)