Thursday, July 28, 2011

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Hey people!

Thursday comes around again. I know you are all looking forward to the funnies.

Before I get into it though, realise that there are 50 pics every week. And I've been doing this for around 60 weeks. Thats 3000 pictures.

So take a second, and realise that, every now and then, there are going to be some repeats! I'm not going to go over all 3000 pictures to see if I've posted it before. Just deal with it and move on (I'm talking to you little Jenny you dickhead).

Ok, this week's joke:

A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

He is hanging out for a few minutes, when he sees a guy with a giant lemon for a head walk into the bar.

He tries not to be impolite but he keeps staring, he has never seen anything like it.

After a while the lemon headed guy notices and walks over.

"Hey, I saw you staring at me," the lemon headed guy says "want to know how this horrible thing happened to me?"

The man just nods his head, embarrassed he was so rude as to stare.

"Well, one day I was walking down the beach and I saw a lamp in the sand. I picked it up and dusted it off and a genie popped out! I couldn't believe it!

Then the genie told me I had three wishes! I was a bit skeptical at first, so I wished for a million dollars in cash. The genie nodded and the money appear right in front of me, I was shocked!

Then I wished for a large group of women to attend to my every desire. Poof! Ten beautiful girls appeared! Then.."

The lemon headed man let out a deep sigh

"I will never forget that fateful day."

A tear started welling up in his eye.

"I looked at the genie and said

'I wish that I had a giant lemon for a head'"


Hahahaha wtf? I think this counts as one of those non-jokes, or anti-jokes, or whatever theyre called. But I like it.

Ok onto the funnies.

Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)


















































2 comments:

Jay said...

nice tits, lol! :D

Anonymous said...

omg you had like 5 repeats? YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ANRGY.
I WILL EAT YOUR FACE