Ok let me just start by saying, holy crap I lol'd at the dog pic this week hahaha I'm actually laughing right now. And I have no idea why. It has to be seen with the guy's post aswell to make me laugh. I don't know...
Anyway, here's this week's joke:
A man died and went to Heaven, where they were to judge him on whether he would enter, or be sent down to Hell.
God looked at the man and said, “I must tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,
“Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”
“Wow that’s impressive, when did this happen?” asked God.
“About three minutes ago."
Are they getting worse? They are aren't they. I'm running out of joke material people! Feel free to send in any good ones.
Anyways, onto the funnies.
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)