Thursday, August 11, 2011

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Let me start by saying, "Old as balls" hahaha classic. Not even sure why it is so funny. But it is.

Anyway, I will now continue with small rant. What the hell is with these punks rioting in London. Seriously. If you were doing something for a cause, then hey, I guess we couldn't really judge. It actually started that way (apparently the police killed a man?). But now, it is just a bunch of fuckhead loser punks who have nothing better to do than destroy things and steal. I hope you're proud of yourselves for destroying your own city, fucking douchebags.

Anyway, onto this week's joke:

An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear.

The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem.

“Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.”

The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper.

"Honey" the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?”

After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away

“Honey, whats for supper?”

She replies, “For fucks sake, for the fourth time it’s lasagne!”

Onto the funnies now.

Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)