Thursday, 29 September 2011

So yeah, I'm not going to write anything interesting again this week. Is there just nothing interesting happening in the world worth me talking about? Maybe. Am I just getting lazy? More than likely. But whatever, at least you still get your funnies.

Joke (not sure if I want to actually post this one, but here goes):

The pope is showing his nephew how to jerk off. The nephew says "This is great!"

The pope replies, "Just you wait till you're 13 and you'll be able to use your own!"

Terrible.

Funnies.

Enjoy the pics and enjoy your (long) weekend :)

Thursday, 22 September 2011

Yowl.

Joke:

A couple had been married for 10 years. On her husband's birthday, the wife decides to take him to a strip club.

They walk in and the bouncer turns to the husband and says, "Hi Steve".

The wife turns to him and asks if he had been there before, the husband denied ever being there.

They sit down and the waitress walk up to them and says,

"Hey Steve! Do I bring you your usual budweiser?"

The wife turns to her husband and asks again if he had ever been to the club. Again he denies it.

Then a stripper walks up and says "Hey Steve to you want your table dance today?"

The wife now furious storms out and gets into a cab. Her husband follows her into the cab, and she starts screaming and swearing at him.

The cab driver turns around, looks at the husband and says,

"Hey Steve, you got yourself a real bitch tonight!"

Funnies.

Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend :)