Mid-December! Almost there...only 4 more working days, then a nice break for me. This may be my last funnies for the year, depending how I feel next Thursday. We'll see. I guess if there is enough demand, I'll make the effort...
First, youtube link:
The most intense Taekwondo fight ever
Now this week's joke:
A turtle was walking down a CBD alley when a gang of snails mugged him. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused expression on his face and replied, “I don’t know - it all happened so fast.”
Bit short that one, so here's a bonus:
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.
On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor,
"My wife made a noise! She sighed! All I did was touch her breast!"
The doctor thinks about this, then says,
"This is a good sign. I think you should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction."
The man then goes back in and rubs her right breast, and this time his wife moans.
"This is amazing," said the doctor, "obviously sexual interaction is creating a response from your wife. I think now you should try oral sex."
The doctor then tells the man that he will wait outside, so not to pry on such a personal act.
The man goes in, then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet.
"She's dead" the man tells the doctor.
"What happened?!" asked the doctor.
The man replies,
"She choked."
Finally, onto the funnies!
Enjoy the pics, enjoy your weekend, enjoy your Christmas, & have a happy new year! :)
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