Already into March! Festival season and public holidays all round...
A man, lets call him Jim, goes to his buddy's costume party wearing nothing but a pair of pants.
Jim's friend walks over to him and says,
"Hey Jim... uh what are you supposed to be?"
Jim smiles and says, "Well I'm a premature ejaculation!"
His friend looks puzzled and asks "Okay, well why aren't you wearing any shoes... or a shirt?"
Jim laughs and says
"I just came in my pants!"