Another Thursday, another round of funnies.
Curious…are people digging the moving gifs? I get they probably take a bit longer to load, but I find them hilarious. Let me know…
So that chick suing David Jones got $850,000.00 in settlement. What a FREAKIN JOKE! Imagine if that was a bloke claiming that against a woman. Wouldn’t have even got to the stage of issuing proceedings. And her claim for $36M was just ridiculous. I can’t believe the courts didn’t throw it out based on that alone. Surely there would be no proof of quantum. But alas, the publicity and media and reputation and all that crap gets involved, and they settle. Just a money hungry ***** if you ask me. And in the end she wins.
Anyway, moving on. Let’s go onto this week’s joke:
So a guy hires a hooker.
The hooker tells him it will be $200.00, and she goes into the bathroom to get ready.
When she comes out the man is jerking off like crazy.
He finally comes, and the hooker looks at him in confusion and asks him,
"What was that about?"
The man says,
"For $200.00 dollars, you think I'm giving you the easy one?"
Haha an ideas man that one.
Enough of this chat, onto the funnies.
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)