Thursday, 28 April 2011

Ah what a lovely 5 day weekend! And only 3 days of work until the weekend again. It should be like that all of the time! Who came up with the 5 days on 2 days off thing anyway? Some kind of evil person, that's who.

Anyway, all I wanna say this week is, ffs would people (meaning people in general, the tv, radio, and every other form of fucking media) stop talking about the fucking royal wedding. Who gives a fuck, two people are getting married. It's not that big a deal. I understand the irony involved in that I am now, in fact, also talking about it. But I'm talking about it to say stfu.

Ok onto today's joke:

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three huge biker men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,

'Grandpa.......Go home! You're drunk.'


A classic (I have heard it as Dad go home you're drunk before) but funny nonetheless ;) I just hope I haven't posted it before. I couldn't be bothered going back through my old posts.

Ok onto the funnies now.

Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)

PS Boots are made for Walken won Funny of the Week last week! Good choice people. Love those funnies.