Thursday, 7 July 2011

Well hello there!

Not gonna bore you with my rants this week, just right into the joke. Gonna have a few short ones this week:

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"

Mick responds,

"Let's hope it's not the 13th."


Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor.

Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"

Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately.
So the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter..."

Moving on from the Irish jokes, onto a lawyer joke now:

An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past.

God looked down one day and noticed all the changes. He called down to the devil to ask how these improvements came about.

The devil replied, “That engineer you sent me.”

“What engineer? You’re not supposed to have an engineer. Send him back up here!”

The devil’s answer was simple… “No.”

“If you don’t send that engineer back right now, I’m going to be very angry. In fact, I’ll sue you!”

The devil laughed and replied, “And just WHERE are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

Not too bad.

Onto the funnies!

Enjoy the pics and enjoy your weekend.