A man was shopping at his local supermarket where he selected a 600ml carton of milk, a half-carton of eggs, a small bottle of orange juice, a one-serve microwave dinner, and a 200g pack of bacon.
As he unloads his items on the conveyor belt to check out, the cashier looks at the items and says,
"You must be single."
The young man was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by the check-out girl's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at his six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the cashier.
Curiosity getting the better of him, he said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The cashier replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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