So I turn now to the best news story all week. A guy had an argument with a ‘friend’ who just happened to be a tattoo artist. And how did the tattoo artist retaliate? By suggesting he tattoo a yin yang symbol on the guy’s back as a peace offering...only to tattoo a 40cm penis on his back HAHAHAHAHA it’s so bad, but just so funny. See the article here...
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/ipswich-tattooist-charged-over-40cm-penis-tattoo-on-mans-back/story-e6freoof-1225943547765
The tattoo guy will be living off that fame for years. Although maybe in gaol, because he has been charged with a few offences for it. Apparently it will take 9 months of painful treatment to remove it. Hey, why not just leave it on?
Moving on to this week’s joke:
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
'I would have been released today.'
Hahaha, ah you just feel for the guy, don’t you?
That’s enough chat, onto the funnies.
Enjoy the pics, and enjoy your weekend :)
15 comments:
very funny!
lol!!!
these pics are hilarious!
haha, awesome
funny stuff!
lolol loved that one about the guy and his wife, it's so very true
LOL at knitler and the Stephen Hawking joke
Haha, this looks way too funny.
I came back to save the pics :D
I came back to save the Super Mario pic
I had to come back for a second round of lulz
sounds like that Craigslist girl wants to smash
sounds like that Craigslist girl wants to smash
I saved more of these this time around
haha. love the lost things.
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